this shit is funny to me, im afraid to battle anyone who knows X

Judges fuckin love him and hate anyone new, im sorry man but springdown sprungup on you

had you all choked up not knowin what to do, i bet your jaw dropped, and then U asked proph to help you

you say one big word and your groupies go wild, this shit is ridiculous this whole site is actin like a child

and really X is 45 man, hes a fuckin petephile, you've been in the game years and still havent learned your own style

you sound like you a janitor for murder inc, stealin jas no good lines out the garbage and put em on here and they still stink

and man whats up with that pink i love ja rule, shit man you two should do duo that'd be real kool

you and proph both gang up on Youn G, he stomps both you you like a westcoast G

maybe im blind and i really cant read, but to me you flippin threw websters and write any word that you see

if ya read the definiton maybe your rhymes would be good, but you sound like a dumb kid on the corner in the hood

but no matter what i say im out, and needless to say these judges will be all over X like the gout

come on dog no need to pout, you got quartel bowin down he juss gave you a shout,

i finally realized what its all about hey springdown and youn G, we be battlin against 60 guys and they all on the same team,

its juss a big skeam, know what i mean

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lets get it straight, your gonne lose its called fate
but its alright ima rap heavywieght, ima win with no debate
your gonna be my little pet, when im done ya wish we never met
you smell like my ball sweat, after i beat you like a rap vet
this is my 64th post, at a hundred im on jimmy kimmel as a co host
no more need for me to boast, shut up bitch give me a toast
I haven't even heard your rhymes, and i still know im wastin my time
battlin me should be a crime, cuz you know ima win everytime
you can call me mr. jester, im krazier then uncle fester
i heard this new cats a molestor, now ima have to beat him like sylvester
and if i cant beat ya off this board, ima come back and run ya over wit a Ford
that i borrowed from your women after i scored, and then ima choke your vocal chord
leave you prayin for the lord, fuck you and this battle im out im gettin bored

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Im at work gotta do this battle accapella
dont matter still rip your worse then Nas ripped Rocafella
you wanna beat me real hard, talkin gay shit like that will get you scarred
yeah man your the rappin tool, nothing like callin yourself the rappin ja rule
if this is a war your Iraq, Im droppin bombs like when Bush attacked
yeah i set a 15 line max, cuz after 5 yours goes wickity wick whack
you were inexperienced last time, i could reply "I Forefit" and you still wont shine
dude u couldn't kick me in the back if i lifted your leg
how can you cry when your the own whos in the back of the hurst
i have already proved to you once who was the worst
it aint me dog you the one screamin rematch
and for my moms you two make a great match
shes dead too, and you wonder why she lacked skills
she was fucked up on mad pills, same shit your on makin ya think your rhymes are ill

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springdown you better lay the fuck down
fore you get smacked around like a clown
you fuckin pussy battlin me is your next frown
im not fuckin around i beat you in your own town
i'll go first you can feed off my whole verse
when im finsihed with ya your layin in the herse
carrying no rap skills like i hit ya with a curse
last time i seen you you got beat by XPL
since then dude my skills landed me on XXL
your so underground you havent even left your basement
when you read this battle it hits like cement
have you so fucked up feelin all bent
like a fagit suckin dick for your rent
i don giva fuck im the rap clark kent
leave ya fucked up worse then 50 cent

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haha not bad for a little girl, or a fag wearin a pearl

but i ain't playin mr dress up, im sick of beatin you pup

your another knotch on my belt, when i attack with shit you've never felt

can't handle the shit you been dealt, runnin from me like you gonna melt

ima hit ya with some old skool shit, the shit that take you out in one hit

if you dont wanna faint ima suggest you sit, rap aint a game you need to commit

i think you need to go buy a beginners kit, to this rap shit before you start to spit

you sound like a lil bow wow, but your rhymes are soft like dog chow

ima switch styles on your ass,

if your smart you'll run and hide at Detox

you couldn't step to this if you had a stepmaster

im one of the worlds great disasters

when i come threw i even knock out your pastor

I'm runnin this show stickin you for the hydro

i know your a fag i cna tell b/c of your flow

Im not even gonna fuck with you no more, your like a dirty hore

even being on this board with you scares me you got more STD's then Pamela Lee

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me man, you callin out me fuck im down

I was the Jester till I stole the crown

now im runnin your fuckin town

and your the fucking clown...

you can make up all the rules

dont matter you gonna be beat like a fool

hell i will even give ya handicap

you get 2 votes juss 4 tryin to battle me in rap

fuck i'll hit ya later ima go take a nap

that was only my intro into this battle you called me on

its alright i'll kill you with one round like and Iraqi Army

you should just pull out the white flag and surrender to my mad style

im sure you and nightfall have your gay fling, but this is a rap board please dont sing

your not even worth my loaded 45, id rather beat you with lyrics and watch ya cry

your lucky this battle aint face to face, i guess me not seeing U gives you some grace

either way your womens at my place, she left you and your small member with no trace

you call your self the Element, your not hot enuff to be in a stove

you in a freezer so your body parts dont smell, but shhh dont yell

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your a fuckin joke man, open challenge you gettin beat like im jackie chan

I'd feed off your rhymes but i dont understand the words

you wrote that in 13 minutes, i cant even read it in under then an hour

but im not the stupid one, i know prewritten shit goes in the Book of Rhymes

you got more attitude then fuckin bill o rielly, your prolly racist too, now meet the texas smiley

im sick of battlin you little chumps, ima leave this bitch more fucked then forest gump

tell another story you fuckin homo, beat you so bad the rap game gives me a promo

yoru big words cant contend against my winnin streak, all i gotta do is fuckin speak

wow man you dissed my name was it hard, did ya get help from the jail gaurd

make sure you dont drop the soap, for a gay rapper their is no hope

dont get sad man dont put yourself down, theirs enough of us here to do that for ya

you only got a buck and a half, and your still not equvelant to 50 cent

BELIEVE IT OR NOT your gonna lose, you'll be lucky if i dont beat ya up and steal your shoes

your mouth is heading you for some bad news, have you fucked so bad you singin the Blues

oh yeah RevPeucha its true, your gay your a wanksta but here ya gettin bad reviews

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the only way you gonna beat me is if i drop my boxers
plus dog if i wanted to hear your lip id flap my zipper
i'll have you so beat you be my bitch trained like flipper
your not even worth pullin my gat you a pussy like a cat
next time before you come here lose gay pride hat
your lucky this battle is short cuz 10 more lines you'd be fucked
worse then if your were on blow, suckin dick in stauls for nickels
my whymes are like the chinese tortue commin so smotth they trickle
in order for you to get the crown you gotta win a battle dog
juss cuz element dissapeared and his battle is gone dont mean you win
and with the attitude you got man you lookin for a broken chin
but im not bein conceded but you need to bow down to your idols
Clarky sit back go and watch your family on Jerry Springer
you white trash piece of shit howd you get the Internet in a trailer

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Time to put this dog to rest, cuz right here man you fuckin with the best
ima put a hole in your head, and not juss for postin this battle on every thread
but b/c my pistol is ready to spit, more bullets then vietnam type shit
im on my way to be lyrically deadly enough to kill you with 8 bars
anymore than that and youll bow down and give me your car
so ima take it easy on ya like im fightin a pup
call me when you old enough to stop drinkin out that baby cup
where im from we dont get down with bitches
we leave em like snitches beat now they got stitches
i would takes your riches but you poorer then me
go get your welfare cheese cuz ima take you for everythin cuz thats how i be
you need to realize the older i get the better i was
now im fuckin your bitch and smokin your weed on this buzz
come on vince you couldnèt fuck with me if you were the Prince
that sorry rhyme of yours wouldnt get you on Junior Idol
youd be better off singing a gay song with fuckin Billy Idle
maybe you can go on stage with elton and hug
then you 2 can go home and fuck on his rug
watch out for the knee burn i know cuz thats how i fucked you mom
that bitch like it in the bum then i used your pillow to wipe up my cum
but its ok man dissin you is easy i could do it all day but im done havin fun

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Three Round Battle

Round 1

ima prove the reason why you stopped battlin

you used up all your witty ass lines, now its time

for you to step back, and watch Jester take over

Jesters done jokin, its going down 1---2---3----

KO Nightfall loses his last battle on this board

Nightfall goes to bed crying, ready to hang himself by the chord

its ok Nightfall When I beat I wont rub it in

I already know im on top, 2 more rounds and you'll flop

my rhymes might be soft, but my dicks hard

and your womens on her knees, ready to please

need i say more, your a whore, battlin at school against grade 2's

Nightfall doesn't take his nap time at school, he battles in the mirror

its alright to lose though man, juss think you might have one fan

but you done fucked with the wrong dude, and now your screwed

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Round 2

hold up your gettin ahead of yourself, slow down before you on the back shelf

you couldn't beat me, if you were runnin nos

its time for you to realize that im the new boss

talkin shit like that nightfall your about to have a slightfall

leave ya where you land, your unwanted like a rodent

we shoulda battled for pink slips, juss cuz im sick of seeing your sig

you wish i werent straight, you were the one askin me on a date

how can you say my shits pre-written, i'va came up with better punches then you when im shittin

and your style ain't fittin round here, its old whack and it ain't on a comeback

talkin bout shoutin out to my ppl,actin like you actually got friends, your on here 24/7

so i know your sittin back battlin alone, jackin off to jewellz sig tellin him to update it

so you can see a new chick, me i got bitches im smoothe like slick rick

I'm gonna feel bad when i put you out in shame, but I guess its your fault you sing in the rap game

its time to lay you to rest, thats what happens when i hit your chest sraight threw the vest

I know how im winnin this battle its easy, i spit 3 rounds they vote for me for sheezy

and im blssed, you can't touch me I'm the untouchable at his best

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Round 3

before you start sayin im across the world you should check your locks

cuz i got homies beside you, ready to run in and make sure no one ever finds you

but that wouldn't be a shame, no one likes you and how much you whine about this game

all up on the likwit crew, their my heroes, how much harder can ya ride their dick

if they met you they would get a restraining order, what you do is called stalkin man

Nightfall won some battles now hes floatin away, this battle right here will deflate you

sedate you, so shut up bitch for im forced to come to your country to battle in person

then the truth comes out, Nightfalls really ja rules little brother, prolly cathcem fuckin his mother

your rhymes are so light, i drop mine and it erases what you got

you spit your rhymes knowing that winning is a long shot, i spit mine knowing im in the limelight

i would make fun of your sexuality, but its to open like your ass after the likwit crew is done with you